Silly 'Saturday

                                         

He actually had half of that foot in his mouth!! Course as always with photographing the kids, he removed it just as I snapped.

Funny Quotes:

"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."

                                                                — Rodney Dangerfield

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

                                                                        — Phyllis Diller

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

— Milton Berle

"I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, 'Steven, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'"

                                                                   — Steven Wright

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely. But the desire to beget children is a natural urge."

                                                                   — Phyllis Diller