He actually had half of that foot in his mouth!! Course as always with photographing the kids, he removed it just as I snapped.
Funny Quotes:
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
— Rodney Dangerfield
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
— Phyllis Diller
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
— Milton Berle
"I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, 'Steven, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'"
— Steven Wright
"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely. But the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
— Phyllis Diller